one liners


Chivalry and gentlemen ways are officially dead.

To change it up a bit, I wanted to share with you a couple of the one liners that I have seen or have received while on Tinder.  Some guys not only don’t know what type of pictures they should post to represent their lifestyles and personalities, but they dig themselves an even bigger hole with the comments they post.  Maybe after reading this post, my mother will understand why I have been single for so long.

Heres to the men of our generation ladies.  Enjoy!

– I’m not a photographer, but I could picture us together

– I’m only interested if you have a dog I can play with

– You should work at Build a Bear because you look like you should get stuffed

– I like rocks (just what I’m looking for in a guy)

– After dinner, if you’re interested in a little dessert, I’ve got some chocolate for you (insert black man, or should I say boy)

– I’d date you so hard

– I believe that there is really no true meaning to life (thats optimistic)

– Serious about serious dating.  Not hook-ups, for reals, ain’t nobody got time for that

– Do ya dig?

– Fresh lobster currently sporting a beard (not quite sure what he’s trying to get at)

– I walk around with the weight of the world on my shoulders (not quite)

– Here for the free food (isn’t that usually what girls should think)?

– Lets get weird

– yea I’m crazy (well in that case…where do I sign)

– I can count really high

– I’m extremely talented (and modest)

– Girls can be douches to.  Unless you’re amazon you can wear heels with me

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